1. 21:00 22nd Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from macrocondy2point0

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    macrocondy2point0 said: (Extremely loud noises of the type that an entire fleet makes after braking out of hyperdrive and crashing) W-E'S )(-ER-E!

    macrocondy2point0:

    friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

    And it is with a sudden crash that Vriska found herself underneath the cold, night moons, the ship only narrowly missing her body at her computer chair, the wing of one of Condy’s ships only flattening the entire castle around her, leaving just a small pillar for her to stand on.

    That ship was absolutely gigantic, too. Even at her 4th story height, she was looking way, way up at the hull of it. The troll girl gulps lightly, knowing that whatever is inside is going to be practically allpowerful, even compared to her….

    …maybe if she’s lucky, she can play nice, and she’ll leave soon? Maybe?

    "Look, if t)(ere’s anyfin t)(at ain’t basically melted slag by now, just toss it in t)(a s)(ip an’ we’s gonna get it appraised later.  Mig)(t cover t)(a c)(arges fer repair."

    ***

    Placing her hands on her hips in an overly-dramatic fashion, Damara began to stride across the landscape, eyes set on the wreckage in the distance.  Then she stopped, feeling the small troll’s grip on her mind weaken.  If she was going to do anything with her afterwards, she’d need to keep her close.  She turned around, and scanned the shattered mountains, until she found her hovering there.

    "より快適なスポットのために自分自身を引き締める。" she said, reaching down and scooping up Vriska.  The spidertroll’s world twisted and turned with the sudden ascent, until she found herself deposited on top of one of Damara’s mammoth breasts.  Now that that was taken care of, she could resume forward march.

    It was rather hard to keep her focus on Damara’s mind while she was trying to chase her down, especially when her massive, casual stroll was going at about Mach 4 compared to Vriska.

    Maybe she should just… do this from a distance. You know, not have to climb her head to claim ownership of her. Yeah.

    Wait, she’s turning around.

    And she’s /reaching/ for her.

    Turning around, Vriska tries to make a quick run for it, as she can feel the shadow of a pair of massive fingers reach around her. But even at her Godly Lighty speed… Damara easily pinched her, and sendhe blood rushing to her head with a very sudden displacement, Vriska flat on her back staring up as she is deposited on the boobs.

    Ugh. Ow.

    She. Needs a minute to recover.

     
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    thetitaniczahhak:

D—> Aradia I must insist you find a seat elsewhere
N0pe I’m g0ing t0 park myself right here and y0u can’t st0p me!
D—> You posterior is getting far too close to my-
cl0se t0 what? 0u0
D—> you are doing this on purpose
D—> you know what will happen to me
that y0ur g0ing t0 gr0w? that the plan! 0u0
D—> you will stop I command it
D—> please
n0pe 0u0
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(Aradia knows how to get things done)

Aradia, that 8ulge’ll 8e just as 8ig as you are.
So.
Keep going. >::::)

    thetitaniczahhak:

    D—> Aradia I must insist you find a seat elsewhere

    N0pe I’m g0ing t0 park myself right here and y0u can’t st0p me!

    D—> You posterior is getting far too close to my-

    cl0se t0 what? 0u0

    D—> you are doing this on purpose

    D—> you know what will happen to me

    that y0ur g0ing t0 gr0w? that the plan! 0u0

    D—> you will stop I command it

    D—> please

    n0pe 0u0

    ———————————————————————————————————————————

    (Aradia knows how to get things done)

    Aradia, that 8ulge’ll 8e just as 8ig as you are.

    So.

    Keep going. >::::)

     
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    giantessfeferi:

twisted-art-wounders:

Another stream request

(( Best adventure!!! 0u0 ))

I wonder if the next step is her hooking onto her lip ring and clim8ing that.
And if she’d notice, and start swinging her head around to whip her 8ack and forth.

    giantessfeferi:

    twisted-art-wounders:

    Another stream request

    (( Best adventure!!! 0u0 ))

    I wonder if the next step is her hooking onto her lip ring and clim8ing that.

    And if she’d notice, and start swinging her head around to whip her 8ack and forth.

     
  4. bod4c1ousl3g1sl4c3r4tor said: -Pokes Vriska's fat tits.-

    bod4c1ousl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

    friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

    Jeez Terezi, whatever happened to “H3LLO?”

    Or just licking me.

    Or pro8a8ly just w8ing until I’m at my computer, and sitting on the 8ack of my head or something????????

    8ut then again……..

    She takes a quick step forwards, using her own large chest to smother over and dominate Terezi’s smaller one.

    I can’t 8lame you for getting a poke in.

    What’s up?

     

    -Terezi brushes herself off and plops her big bottom onto a couch and relaxes. The couch cushioning was preeeetty much useless as the fat f her ass provided enough comfort as it is.- 

    N4H NOT R34LLY

    TO B3 HON3ST 1 DONT PL4Y G4M3S TH4T MUCH OTH3R TH4N S1TT1NG ON P3OPL3 OR SOM3TH1NG >XP

    1N MY FR33 T1M3 1 T3ND TO W4TCH “L4W 4ND ORD3R” WH1L3 34T1NG POPCORN

    4LSO WH4T TH3 H3CK 1S 4 GRONCO?

    Vrisha brushes her arms off, as she ventures to one of her treasure chests, bending over, massive tits pressing against the carpet and the chest, as she opens it up, digging around inside of it.

    "What? Terezi Pyrope, not playing any games? Putting aside your lack of gru88all knowledge, that is something we DO need to change."

    She stands up, and pulls out a set of pistols, tossing one to the bottom heavy troll stacked up on top of her couch.

    "In that case. How a8out… we duel?" >::::)

     
  5. bod4c1ousl3g1sl4c3r4tor said: -Pokes Vriska's fat tits.-

    bod4c1ousl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

    friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

    Jeez Terezi, whatever happened to “H3LLO?”

    Or just licking me.

    Or pro8a8ly just w8ing until I’m at my computer, and sitting on the 8ack of my head or something????????

    8ut then again……..

    She takes a quick step forwards, using her own large chest to smother over and dominate Terezi’s smaller one.

    I can’t 8lame you for getting a poke in.

    What’s up?

    -Terezi cackle-giggles as Terezis smaller breasts are squished by Vriska’s mammoth mammaries, and offers a grin to the tall spidertroll.- 

    W3LL NOTH1NG MUCH TO B3 HON3ST

    1M 1N TH3 S4M3 PR3D1C4M3NT 4S YOU MOST OF TH3 T1M3

    P3OPL3 4LW4YS W4NT1NG TO TOUCH MY BUTT 4ND NOT 4 WHOL3 LOT OF P3OPL3 JUST 4SK1NG M3 HOW MY L1F3 1S OTH3R TH4N MY RUMP

    SO FOR TH4T

    1 TH4NK YOU FOR NOT TURN1NG 3V3RY COV3RS4T1ON 1NTO SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT MY 4SS >:]

    -Terezi attempts to hug the spidergal but she cant reach her stubby arms around the larger woman and just ends up hugging the breasts instead.-

    Vriksa smiles, and gives that huge chest of hers a quuck shove, pushing Terezi off of her as she nods. “Ugh, I know.” Vriska replies. “They only seem to care a8out our extreme assets! It’s kinda annoying, honestly”  She says as she takes a seat, her absolutely massive chest, grown to smother over her lap.

    "I mean, at least my tits are close to my face. I 8et no8ody’s asked you a8out what games you’ve 8een playing or how you feel a8out the Gronco’s chance of repeating, have they?"

     
  6. Anonymous said: *cautiously tries to touch the butt*

    The butt is so tempting. Full, filling those tight orange pants of her tightly, clinging and showing off every contous of her bulbous curves…

    …and there’s another anon tossed out of the window.

     
  7. hypnofarts said: awwwwh~ what's wrong with my URL, vriskie~?

    Oh, a8solutely nothing, if you like the idea of your noxious gas also 8eing spiked with mind-control phermones, thus making some8ody into a fart fueled slave or something.

    I mean.

    If that doesn’t sound weird at all to you. Then it’d 8e normal!

     
  8. voraciousdaywalker said: Insert More Steak Jokes

    Do you have a stake in 8eing a troll?

    8ecause you’d pro8a8ly rather not have a stake in you 8eing human.

     
  9. Anonymous said: *Random anon hugs Vriska tightly*

    The random anon likely knew perfectly well Vriska was a pretty tall girl, at about 6 foot flat.

    Which would also give a shorter anon a chance to shove their face between her breasts as they squeeze. 

    And lead to the troll pushing the anon off her body like she was peeling off a used banana peel off the ground.

    Also, her tossing said anon out of the window.

    "You know, you can’t just hug some8ody without asking first!"

     
  10. Anonymous said: if you were a bird you would be a booby

    And if I was a steak I’d 8e well done, 8ecause everything I do is well done.

    This joke is stupid.

     
  11. macrocondy2point0 said: (Extremely loud noises of the type that an entire fleet makes after braking out of hyperdrive and crashing) W-E'S )(-ER-E!

    macrocondy2point0:

    friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:

    And it is with a sudden crash that Vriska found herself underneath the cold, night moons, the ship only narrowly missing her body at her computer chair, the wing of one of Condy’s ships only flattening the entire castle around her, leaving just a small pillar for her to stand on.

    That ship was absolutely gigantic, too. Even at her 4th story height, she was looking way, way up at the hull of it. The troll girl gulps lightly, knowing that whatever is inside is going to be practically allpowerful, even compared to her….

    …maybe if she’s lucky, she can play nice, and she’ll leave soon? Maybe?

    "ALREADY DO THAT.  FUN.  BUT OK."

    Heedless of the troll between her legs, Damara pushed herself forward into a better leverage position, and began lifting herself up.  Wouldn’t be too hard to boot the fish empress off the planet - a single kick ought to send her into orbit.  As to what she’d do afterwards… well, that depended on what the little troll down there wanted.  Or not.  She could just dispose of her and go to town on this planet until she got bored.

    Towering over the landscape with bits of earth raining down from her, she awaited further instructions on just how to ruin the Condesce’s day.

    ***

    "Fuck, I t)(ink we went an’ crus)(ed )(er…"

    The rumbles of the landscape underneath her shifting started up again, as Vriska smiles, starting to make her way up the rising troll’s body.

    Which she was rising up far faster then she could fly. A thigh smashes into her, as she bounces off and is forced between her legs, finding herself looking up at Damara’s rump, hundreds upon hundreds of feet above her.

    She kept a hand to her temples, smiling, feeling as if she was fully in control regardless.

    "Good! Well, she should 8e 8ack at the 8ig castle to the East. How a8out you give her a 8ig 8oot 8efore she  commandeers my treasure hoard? That’d 8e pretty damn funny."

     
  12. Anonymous said: pictures works! thanks :D

    Well, that was 1100+ post given new tags.

    8ut yeah.

    #pictures will 8e the new all image posts tag.

     
  13. Anonymous said: would you please either use a tag other than "image" for images or tag everything that isn't images with a very specific tag? because i want to just see the images from your blog without being clogged up by the rp's, but if i whitelist 'image' on ts it whitelists EVERY image post.

    Hm. Have you tried whitelisting #image, with the hashtag?

    Or the “Mute” extension, which would just hide all my asks and text posts.

    8ut either way, would “Pictures” 8e a specific enough tag?

     
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    pornventure:

jadevris breast expansion commission for anon!

    pornventure:

    jadevris breast expansion commission for anon!

     
  15. Anonymous said: Random story from the shit Equius has to put up with being Vriska's neighbor.

    equiusmacrostufffollow:

    It w001d be bad enough if you had to put up with the weekly screams of lowb100ds as her 100sus devours them.  It w001d be bad enough if you had to occasionally review your books on masonry to repair portions of your hive from the knock-back her e%plosions give off.  It w001d be bad enough if she’d just send harassing, 100d messages over Trollarian.

    But no, you had to live ne%t to the one troll on the planet who enjoys regularly outgrowing her hive.

    Not only did the ever-e%panding mass of grey flesh break her hive, it tended to topple yours to the point where you needed to call in the services of Imperial Drones to fi% everything up.  She always pitches in, and between the pair of you there’s enough money to rebuild entire cities, but that’s rather beside the point.  You still wind up hiveless for a few days while she stomps around some lowb100d settlement laughing her head off.  It makes focusing on anything for any length of time rather awkward.

    Not to mention the fact that she e%pects you to enjoy this for some strange reason.  It’s not like there’s anything remotely attractive about a massive naked cerulianb100d wrecking your hive by pressing her rumblespheres up against it.  Nothing at all.  Completely neutral.  You’re nonplussed by the whole thing.  Nope.

    You’re not even going to reverse on this one and admit that there is something attractive about it.

    At the very least, she c001d WARN you about when she’s going to grow.  Trying to focus on fine-tuning an entire artificial circulatory system is rather difficult when you know that at any minute the walls c001d come crumbling down around you and destroy all your progress.  It is completely inconsiderate and unbecoming of her caste.  She never even says she’s sorry about it - just laughs in your face whenever you bring it up.

    Of course, you sh001dn’t just blindly complain without 100king at the bright side.  It’s better than when she just grows her rumblespheres and lies there mocking you day in and day out.

    …no it isn’t.

    This is an accur8 description of things.