1. 13:24 19th Jul 2014

    Notes: 10

    Reblogged from themegamaryam

    Anonymous said: pop quiz: find f'(-2) when f(x) = (2x^2 + sin(x/pi))/(5^(x - 0.2)) - 5.56*10^(sqrt(x)).

    themegamaryam:

    No.

    It’s not even completely solva8le as is, considering it results in a few sqrt(-2)s.

    You can’t just 8ullshit random num8ers like that!

     
  2. equiusmacrostufffollow:

    "D - -> Um"

    There’s not too much to take in, as you can piece together most of what happened in the intervening time without too much effort, but Serket is talking at a mile a minute, and it’s taking some time for you to catch up with her speech.

    "D - -> I… did vanish for a while"

    "D - -> There is an entire long and comple% yarn I c001d weave but will not"

    "D - -> And as to… ‘hanging out’" You try to gently move her arm off of your shoulder, before realizing she’s wrapped it around you in such a convoluted manner that there’s no means for you to get it off without breaking the whole thing (de%terity is not your STRONG suit).

    "D - -> I suppose we are somewhat allied on my version of Alternia"

    "D - -> Even if you did almost cause my death once or twice"

    "D - -> So this hanging out is not entirely out of the question, assuming it does not involve some sort of degenerate activity"

    You have a rather STRONG feeling you’re not going to like what’s under the bo% on the table.

    "Gr8! And hey, what’s important is that you’re ok. Don’t you think for a second my num8er one concern is NOT your well 8eing.” A nearby window shatters, from the sheer force of bullshit Vriska was emitting.

    "And yeah, you’ve given me a few good 8acksta8s too, lest you forget. 8ut hey, that’s what no8ility like us does, right?"

    She removes her arm from Equius’ shoulder, as she heads back to her well covered box.

    "Anyways, since you’re over here, I guess we can have some dinner together! I just fed my lusus, so we should 8e good for a while."

    She reaches down, pinching onto the cloth on top of the box for a second, before ripping it off… and revealing a cage, a cage filled with trolls, around the size of your hand. Their bodies seemed mostly tinted with red and yellow hues, although a few bright purples are mixed in. They look up, and scurry into a corner, scared of the sudden light and the blue lips being licked above.

    "Now, how do you like your little trolls? Sauteed, 8oiled into a 8roth, put into a taco, or spread out over some pasta?"

     
  3. Derse in Danger

    theblackestqueen:

    While in the very back of her mind she might still have been enjoying things, right now all the Queen could feel was a mix of anger and jealousy towards the multi-mile spider-troll that mocked her. She wanted to retaliate so badly; but even as she climbed past a thousand feet in height, her growing frame crashing through entire buildings as she lied down, she was still barely beyond her ankles. 

    She began to retort the girl’s mockery, in the hopes that she could distract her until the gap between their heights lessened (which might never even happen, but she was out of other options at this point).

    "But If I gave up, you’d have nobody to have fun with! Sure you might be able to rampage to your heart’s content, but isn’t it more entertaining to have somebody to challenge you?"

    Vriska just smiled, squatting down over the dark Carapace. As she would plea and beg upwards, trying to distract her, Vriska just watched and grew larger and larger. Sure, she can see the Dark Queen grow as well, how she towered over buildings in such a way that Vriska did earlier… but even now, she was just a toy to the Spidertroll. A /shrinking/ toy, most worriedly.

    "Oh? You know what. You’re right! Sure, 8lowing up the place may 8e fun, 8ut I think I got a more interesting challenge for you!"

    The grey flesh of the troll stands up to her full height, the length of her foot longer then the dark queen was tall. She puts her hands to her mouth, and shouts out to whatever not destroyed landscape remained.

    "Citizens of Derse!!!!!!!!

    I have decided against destroying your homeland, 8ut only on one condition!

    I demand an unconditional surrender to the forces of Prospit, and for you to call me your new Goddess!!!!!!!!

    Since your old Queen is nothing 8ut a toy to me, she will 8e useless in attempting to stop me. Thus, there is no8ody here who can dare question my power!”

    Those in range of her voice, which was a large section of the planet at her multi-mile height, began to leave their homes, listening up to the absolute titan. The girl of Prospit gold, whom could crush entire building sectors under her toe. There was no promise nor precedent to her NOT destroying all of them… but the queen was battered and bruised by her, so easily knocked around! What hope did they have?

    The still-growing giantess pauses, smiling as she walks towards an open park… and stomps her foot on top of it, trees, stands, lights, all flattened in an instant. She looks up, and shouts, pointing at her foot.

    "To prove your loyalty, I demand a tri8ute! Congregr8 onto this flattened out hollow, and 8ring materials! I want to see your most skilled artisans cre8 a powerful and moving tri8ute to my gr8ness! If you do not, well.. I can make a few more steps elsewhere, I suppose…"

    She has her back turned on the Queen, taunting her tiny size with not a direct insult, but with a complete ignoring of her presence, even as she tries to claim her subjects as her own. And there were many considering it, after all…

    (Source: friendlyneighborhoodspidertits)

     
  4. 18:05

    Notes: 2

    Phew!

    That was exhausting.

    There you go. Now fap away, you den of dejecta8le perverted perverts of pervy pervdom!

    Have fun. ::::)

     
  5. audiophilekitsune:

    Hi-res versions: [x] [x] [x]

    Stream sketch for certifiedhypocrite featuring Vriska.

    And then I ran out. ::::(

     
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    audiophilekitsune:


Click here for hi-res version 

Stream sketch for strawmancrow featuring a lot of Homestuck girls.
Holy hell, this one took a while.

I really don’t think this one needs comment.

    audiophilekitsune:

    Click here for hi-res version

    Stream sketch for strawmancrow featuring a lot of Homestuck girls.

    Holy hell, this one took a while.

    I really don’t think this one needs comment.

     
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    Also Standard Scourge Oper8ing Procedure.

    Also Standard Scourge Oper8ing Procedure.

     
  8. squidapple:

    The stars aligned 

    Standard Scourge Oper8ing Procedure.

     
  9. 17:59

    Notes: 119

    Reblogged from squidapple

    Tags: Vriska Serket8oo8simage

    squidapple:

    I don’t know what’s with the drastic increase in Vriska asks, or why she’s diagonal!

    This was pro8a8ly a precursor to this.

    It is 8etter to sleep in some ways more then others.

     
  10. secretsecretson:

    my pure tiny boobs aradia ;-;

    Well that’s why it’s expansion!

    She’ll pro8a8ly 8e 8ack to a 8oard in no time.

     
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    audiophilekitsune:


Click here for hi-res version 

Stream sketch for Taveena (picarto username) of a kitsune!John.

    audiophilekitsune:

    Click here for hi-res version

    Stream sketch for Taveena (picarto username) of a kitsune!John.

     
  12. squidapple:

    Absolute fatality! ᴼᵏᵃʸ ᶰᵒʷ ᶰᵒ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶰᵉᵖᵇᵘᵗᵗ ᵃˢᵏˢ 

    She got a l8cky hit!

    I d8dn’t even use a 8oo8-8ased attack!

    I demand a r8m8tch!!!!!!!! This is a8sol8te 8ullsh8t!!!!!!!!

     
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    giantessfeferi:

T)(ere mig)(t be a F-EW times w)(ere I get a little carried away wit)( my snacks w)(en I visit some of t)(e bigger cities… T)(ey’re just so delicious t)(oug)(!! 380
(( Gosh Grind is great 0u0 ))

Well, at least you won’t have to worry a8out that now!
Seeing as how you’re pro8a8ly like, a dozen times as 8ig as this.
If you fill your gut up now, well…
I’d 8e impressed. ::::)

    giantessfeferi:

    T)(ere mig)(t be a F-EW times w)(ere I get a little carried away wit)( my snacks w)(en I visit some of t)(e bigger cities… T)(ey’re just so delicious t)(oug)(!! 380

    (( Gosh Grind is great 0u0 ))

    Well, at least you won’t have to worry a8out that now!

    Seeing as how you’re pro8a8ly like, a dozen times as 8ig as this.

    If you fill your gut up now, well…

    I’d 8e impressed. ::::)

     
  14. 17:52

    Notes: 114

    Reblogged from pornventure

    Tags: Jade Harley8oo8snsfwimagecumlactation

    pornventure:

    #everybodyalsolovesbustyjade

    (two posts in one day to make up for my mini-hiatus haha)

     
  15. squidapple:

    Take this thing while I sleep 

    All Vriskas are sexy Vriskas.