Anonymous asked: Its official. Vriska is the only one who is stacked. I knew it.
I’m fucking shredded.
Well, o8viously.
It’s 8een well esta8lished for a while now.
Anonymous asked: ykn0w, im c0nfused as t0 why every0nes just shrinking 0ut 0f n0where, but im alright with y0u shrinking. (rambusties)
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
You know, for some8ody who was 8egging for a giant set of tits to smother them, AND for saying it to the one person who WAS generous enough to take time out of her very 8usy holiday schedule to deliver them, you sure do seem to have a loooooooot of sass a8out one troll’s minuscule predicament!
Yes, yes, I know you’re sorry, 8ut don’t worry! I’ve already accepted your apology, so you don’t even need to 8other with saying anything else!
well, in m0st universes, serkets tend t0 murder megid0s, and vice versa. s0, having sass f0r each 0ther seems t0 be a c0mm0n, unending trend in the multiverse.
either way, since y0u seem t0 be in quite a predicament, d0 y0u need me t0 help in any way?
Aradia, first of all, how dare you. In case you didn’t notice, the only universe we’re in is our own! And that we have the power to make this a universe completely free of Serket-Megido murders, other then the ones that have already happened!
Instead, we have the chance to try and extend out an olive 8ranch of good faith that we won’t try to pick up shrunken adversaries and stuff them into our undergarments or sit on them or whatever things that only a pro8a8ly insane megalomaniac with a sick desire for power over others would have!
And I trust that YOU are not that sort of megalomaniac, are you?
That you’d do things in a 100,000,000% peaceful way?
8ecause if so, just gra8 a growth potion or something and 8ring it here so we can make this quick.If you truly, honestly wish to 8e a messanger of peace.
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
And as soon as Condy pressed down on the doll… her body is suddenly hit with a magnificent shock, blood rushing through her head as her body rapidly compresses downwards, as she feels her body getting pulled forwards, towards the tiny Vriska…
…and when she comes to, and looks around…and looks /up/, she sees the “Vriska” she was capturing. With her clear joint lines, and whirring gears. She was a fake!
…and she was at least, like, ten times as tall as her. And she can’t seem to activate her own growing powers, either! And as the robot turns around, she hearsomething softfrom far above.
“Capture mode activ8ed.”
As the robot extends it’s arms, and marches right towards the smaller fish…
Condy had to blink the sudden burst of light in her eyes from the shrinking effect, wobbling in place as she tried to get her bearings back. Once her sight returned, what she saw didn’t fill her with despair or fear, but rather reblinding, furious rage. The gurl had fucking TRICKED her! )(-ER! How the fuck dare she try to get the drop on Condy! How the fuck DARE she?!?
The fish Empress was so busy fuming and raging over the trap that she barely noticed when the robotic mini-Vriska snatched her up. By the time she did notice, the android was already well on its way to bringing her up to its chest for entrapment. She tried to struggle out of its grip, but just couldn’t seem to budge. Even growing wasn’t working. In pure desperation, she tried shrinking out of the robot’s grip, only to find that power too was denied to her.
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”
And then Condy was smothered by fake silicon tits.
And she would likely stay there, until Vriska got home.
That is.
If Condy was not the only intruder into her house.
Outside of the rubble, the sniffing nose of a curious oliveblood was drawn towards the gigantic wreckage. Hopping up onto a discarded rock, she pounces up the rubble into Vriska’s room, looking around with a curious sniff.
“:33 < *ac curiously sneaks into the big bad vrispurr’s hive where she totally should not be, looking for some of her lucious treasure!*
:33 < *ac turns her head to the left, as a familiar scent flows over into her nostrils!*
:33 < do i smell fish?”
And like that, the muscular oliveblood began to sneak on over towards the tiny security bot, licking her lips over her fangs as she carefully peeks over the ede of the countertop…
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
But the tiny girl was not moving. She seemed too absorbed in her own thoughts, moving back and forth in this mechanical way as the castle’s scape was wrecked.
What could be holding her attention so closely?
Condy cocked an eyebrow. Unless Vriska was completely sensorially deprived (which wouldn’t surprise her much), there was no way she could ignore half her hive being demolished like this, nor Condy’s booming voice and looming finger.
“Ay, ya alrig)(t down t)(ere?” she asked, moving her finger forwards just a bit for the tiniest poke - and by tiniest poke, she meant completely smushing her against the countertop.
And as soon as Condy pressed down on the doll… her body is suddenly hit with a magnificent shock, blood rushing through her head as her body rapidly compresses downwards, as she feels her body getting pulled forwards, towards the tiny Vriska…
…and when she comes to, and looks around…and looks /up/, she sees the “Vriska” she was capturing. With her clear joint lines, and whirring gears. She was a fake!
…and she was at least, like, ten times as tall as her. And she can’t seem to activate her own growing powers, either! And as the robot turns around, she hearsomething softfrom far above.
“Capture mode activ8ed.”
As the robot extends it’s arms, and marches right towards the smaller fish…
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
Tavros likely ended up somewhere underneath a 50 foot tall Vriska covered bodypillow, launched away by the massive ship careening wildly towards their planet.
But the real treasure was inside Vriska’s hive, one very small spidertroll, roughly the size of a thumbtack, wandering around aimlessly on top of her countertop. Pacing back and forth peacefully, undisturbed by the massive crash opening up her rooftop above her.
Nothing on that layer. Condy swiped her finger across the hive again, toppling another floor and revealing the one beneath it. Once more, she scanned about, and eventually found the tiny pacing troll, seemingly undisturbed by all the destruction going on around her.
“T)(-ER-E YA IS,” she said, carefully lowering her finger down until the very tip of her nail was hovering right above Vriska. “Climb aboard, gurl.”
But the tiny girl was not moving. She seemed too absorbed in her own thoughts, moving back and forth in this mechanical way as the castle’s scape was wrecked.
What could be holding her attention so closely?
Anonymous asked: ykn0w, im c0nfused as t0 why every0nes just shrinking 0ut 0f n0where, but im alright with y0u shrinking. (rambusties)
You know, for some8ody who was 8egging for a giant set of tits to smother them, AND for saying it to the one person who WAS generous enough to take time out of her very 8usy holiday schedule to deliver them, you sure do seem to have a loooooooot of sass a8out one troll’s minuscule predicament!
Yes, yes, I know you’re sorry, 8ut don’t worry! I’ve already accepted your apology, so you don’t even need to 8other with saying anything else!
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
Of course, the biggest problem with this deal was that Vriska was indeed, not at her give. She was at Kanaya’s. Well, maybe ON Kanayas. But that’s besides the point.
Sitting back in the fabric of her own bra, Vriska puts a hand to her forehead, as she ponders a scheme.
“Yeah, you can come over to pick me up! I’m going to get Tavros to come over and help, 8ut you know how relia8le he is. Say hi to him on the way!”
She had to get to work, fast… and getting the Toreador to do this on his own terms will surely result in slacking, and eventually, culling. So, with a tiny bit of total mindcontrol, the rocket knight dropped whatever dumb thing he was doing at the time (First-aid on a dying meowbeast) and sprinted as fast as his robotic legs could take him over to Vriksa’s, to set up things for Condy before she got there…….. and before the Empress can cull the poor kid.
Of course, Condy’s ship was already screaming across the cosmos, achieving near light speeds to reach Vriska’s version of Alternia in order to pick up the freshly shrunken spidertroll. The planet likely wound up with half of its atmosphere stripped when the unreasonably large battleship tore into the sky and came to a screeching halt above the craggy outskirts where the spiderbitch lived, but Condy wasn’t all that concerned about it. She simply shrank herself down to a somewhat managable size (three miles or so), and thundered out of the ship to stand outside Vriska’s hive.
“AIG)(T, GURL,” she bellowed, creating rockslides for miles around. “IMMA )(-ER-E, SO G-ET Y-ERS)(ELF R-EADY!”
The enormous Empress bent down, and knocked the roof off of Vriska’s hive with a single flick of her finger. Engaging the zoom function on her goggles, she scanned the top floor for any sign of a shrunken troll, unaware of what was coming to her.
Tavros likely ended up somewhere underneath a 50 foot tall Vriska covered bodypillow, launched away by the massive ship careening wildly towards their planet.
But the real treasure was inside Vriska’s hive, one very small spidertroll, roughly the size of a thumbtack, wandering around aimlessly on top of her countertop. Pacing back and forth peacefully, undisturbed by the massive crash opening up her rooftop above her.
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
“Could offer ya some assistance, ya know. Make s)(ore yer not completely lost in a single room of yer )(ive until ya get back to normal.”
Condy didn’t really have any kind of noble intentions here. She just wanted to kidnap the spider troll and put her in a cage for her amusement for as long as possible. But she wasn’t about to let any of that on in the messages she was sending.
“So w)(at’d ya say? We got a deal?”
She hadn’t even laid out the conditions for a deal of any kind.
Of course, the biggest problem with this deal was that Vriska was indeed, not at her give. She was at Kanaya’s. Well, maybe ON Kanayas. But that’s besides the point.
Sitting back in the fabric of her own bra, Vriska puts a hand to her forehead, as she ponders a scheme.
“Yeah, you can come over to pick me up! I’m going to get Tavros to come over and help, 8ut you know how relia8le he is. Say hi to him on the way!”
She had to get to work, fast… and getting the Toreador to do this on his own terms will surely result in slacking, and eventually, culling. So, with a tiny bit of total mindcontrol, the rocket knight dropped whatever dumb thing he was doing at the time (First-aid on a dying meowbeast) and sprinted as fast as his robotic legs could take him over to Vriksa’s, to set up things for Condy before she got there…….. and before the Empress can cull the poor kid.
macrocondy2point0 asked: Looks like ya got quite t)(a predicament on yer )(ands gurl.
And that she did. The tiny spidergirl was still crawling around on the fabric of her own bra cup, grumbling to herself as she looked around…. she’s most worried that Karkat, for all his punyness, might outsize her now that Maryam decided that “Fraction of a milimeter” wasn’t small enough for her.
“Yeah, yeah, 8n’t 8een the first time I’ve 8een shrunk.
8ut man.
My 8ra is fucking huge.” She said with some odd sense of pride.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: Magic!Spidertits: Vriska is now casually 8rowsing your home in her undergarments, and when you eventually grow 8ack, she'll grow just as much. Keeping you this tiny to her, relatively, no matter HOW 8ig you get~
Oh Shit. Karkat I Am Sorry But I May Have Attracted Unwanted Company To Our Hive.
Well Unwanted For You At Least, I Could Think Of Worse.
And Vriska was having a good ol time of this, smiling as she made her way towards the far smaller hive, the entire building a tiny, tiny spot against the cup of her white, lacy bra. She was going to reach down, to press down onto both the very tiny Maryam and her very small Vantas roommate when…
Vriksa’s little “Tie her size to Kanaya’s” plan may have hit a small hitch, as when Kanaya’s shrinks… so does Vriska, the God Tier glancing down as she feels rather weak… and falls, suddenly having no ground underneath her, as she tumbles downaards, a gigantic sheet pressing down on her until she crashes down onto the ground below her! She groans, rubbing her forehead, as she rolls onto her tush, looking far, far up….at the drawfing ridge of her own bra cup spread out around her.
“God damnit……..”
Anonymous asked: if vriska's boobs exploded spiders would definitely come out.
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits:
God damnit. You grow a bit, and suddenly the planet-crushing Goddesses come. Who speak jibberish. She grits her teeth, not having any new growth devices on her she wanted to use just yet…she put her hands to her temples, focusing on Damara’s body as that finger presses against her body, feeling the hot waves of planetary magma wash over her as she is sent through the other side…
“No. Stop this. STOP IT!!!!!!!!”
Of course, she kinda lost track of the Empress like this. Maybe she fell off when she moved her hand up to her temples. Maybe she clungon to stay save, maybe go for her jugular. Or maybe she’s lost in planetary magma now. That’d suck.
Condy, for the record, was now tangled up in Vriska’s hair, screeching all the way as she gnaws on a single strand, attempting to exact some modicum of revenge while Damara does her thing. We’ll just leave her alone for now, she seems pretty angry.
Damara, meanwhile, just snickers to herself. She can feel Vriska trying to influence her mind and bend her will, but she’s far too good for that. Besides, at this point with all the magic anons coursing through her system, conventional mind control tactics just won’t work on her anymore. She’s going to have her way with this spider troll one way or another.
“ここに来て。” she said, scooping Vriska up out of the ruins of the planet and bringing her up to her prodigious chest, straining against the flimsy bra top. “私はそれが本当に支配して何を意味するのかをお見せするつもりです。”
Vriska was many things. Confused, by this troll’s strange gibberish talk and where she came from out of nowhere at this planet-crushing size. Intrigued, on how she got clothes that size, and in that weird festive gigantic outfit. But she was mainly enraged. Her body was shoulder-deep in the planet’s hot magma, but ait did nothing to match the heat of the troll’s rage, In her sylladex, an 8 ball is pulled out, held in her hand as the gargantuan rustblood pulled her up, Vriska holding it up against her hip.
“I don’t know where you came from, or why you’re doing this…….. 8ut you have until the count of 8 8efore you really, reaaaaaaaally regret not letting me go……..”
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Anonymous asked: Is there a naughty list for Vriskmas? If there is then what happens to anyone unfortunate enough to end up on it?
Listen, as some8ody with a history of foul play, I 8n’t exactly in a gr8 position to judge any8ody for 8eing naughty or nice. I didn’t exactly earn a lot of cheer myself 8ack in the day. So, as far as I’m concerned, every8ody’s 8een nice!
The only pro8lems might 8e when some8odys not exactly feeling receptive of the Vriskmas spirit! You got people trying to attack me or 8ar me out, and in that case, well. I have to defend myself, right????????
This year it was pretty easy. I find SOME8ODY trying to stop the Vriskmas cheer, and I’d just sit on them. 8am, pro8lem gone, no pro8lem!
Past years, when I WASN’T so gargauntaun? It was a little trickier, depending on how exactly I deal with them.
You know how hard it is to clim8 8ack up a chimney when you got some alert snooper trapped in your gut, while your already huge chest is flooding the stone walls of the place?
8ut that’s the sacrifices I make for cheer!